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Conversations with a Dumbass: Angel is now a psychic. Predicts my death.
So I heard from my new friend again. She’s decided to take a new tact: Glad to be of assistance. Someone needs to get your sorry ass through a day…considering you are much too inept to make it on your...
View ArticleAnother “psychic” busted for “cleansing evil spirits.”
Here’s a news item that’s becoming all too familiar: Lisa Marie Miller, 27, of San Francisco victimized a woman who “sought her out because she was in love with a fellow who was not returning her...
View ArticleIdiot mayor thinks baggy pants problem is “bigger than the Constitution.”
You’ve really gotta love it when some asshole who thinks he can do whatever he wants gets elected to office. Assholes like Mayor Frank Melton of Jackson, Mississippi who has taken it upon himself to...
View ArticleTrue Believer complains “Miracle on the Hudson” crew didn’t mention God.
It’s not enough for some people that they attribute every good thing that happens in their lives to God, but they expect everyone else to do it as well. Case in point: Dena Malda of Muskegon Michigan...
View ArticleThe devil made her do it.
The Associated Press: Woman accused of church theft blames Satan ARLINGTON, Wash. (AP) — A woman accused of taking more than $73,000 from the Arlington church where she was an administrative assistant...
View ArticleMan gives his nursing wife water with meth in it.
Here’s an early candidate for Father of the year: CHEHALIS, Wash.—A man has been accused of giving methamphetamine-laced water to his wife in the Morton area at a time when she was nursing a...
View ArticleSEB Tip of the Day: When pretending to fall off a bridge don’t actually fall...
I like a good practical joke as much as the next guy, but the humor of the “Oh noes! I’ve injured myself grievously! Ha ha!” practical joke is that you didn’t actually injure yourself! Here is an...
View ArticleMichelle Bachmann’s argument against health care for all? It’ll be a hassle...
I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating. Michelle Bachmann is just fucking nuts. She’s also selfish, shallow, and greedy, but mainly she’s fucking nuts: Why offer more people health insurance, Rep....
View ArticleWhy you shouldn’t shit in your own backyard.
Because it can come back to bite you on the ass: CARLSBAD — A rancher in Kentucky called a nearby natural cave his “animal pit,” which he used to dump garbage and dead animals. Surveyors went deep into...
View ArticleSEB Mailbag: “You are a dumbass” edition.
It wasn’t clear at first, but this email appears to be in regards to an entry I wrote back in 2004 about dumbasses paying money to sit in a mine full of radon gas on the belief that it will help...
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Conversations with a Dumbass: Angel is now a psychic. Predicts my death.
So I heard from my new friend again. She’s decided to take a new tact: Glad to be of assistance. Someone needs to get your sorry ass through a day…considering you are much too inept to make it on your...
View ArticleAnother “psychic” busted for “cleansing evil spirits.”
Here’s a news item that’s becoming all too familiar: Lisa Marie Miller, 27, of San Francisco victimized a woman who “sought her out because she was in love with a fellow who was not returning her...
View ArticleIdiot mayor thinks baggy pants problem is “bigger than the Constitution.”
You’ve really gotta love it when some asshole who thinks he can do whatever he wants gets elected to office. Assholes like Mayor Frank Melton of Jackson, Mississippi who has taken it upon himself to...
View ArticleTrue Believer complains “Miracle on the Hudson” crew didn’t mention God.
It’s not enough for some people that they attribute every good thing that happens in their lives to God, but they expect everyone else to do it as well. Case in point: Dena Malda of Muskegon Michigan...
View ArticleThe devil made her do it.
The Associated Press: Woman accused of church theft blames Satan ARLINGTON, Wash. (AP) — A woman accused of taking more than $73,000 from the Arlington church where she was an administrative assistant...
View ArticleMan gives his nursing wife water with meth in it.
Here’s an early candidate for Father of the year: CHEHALIS, Wash.—A man has been accused of giving methamphetamine-laced water to his wife in the Morton area at a time when she was nursing a...
View ArticleSEB Tip of the Day: When pretending to fall off a bridge don’t actually fall...
I like a good practical joke as much as the next guy, but the humor of the “Oh noes! I’ve injured myself grievously! Ha ha!” practical joke is that you didn’t actually injure yourself! Here is an...
View ArticleMichelle Bachmann’s argument against health care for all? It’ll be a hassle...
I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating. Michelle Bachmann is just fucking nuts. She’s also selfish, shallow, and greedy, but mainly she’s fucking nuts: Why offer more people health insurance, Rep....
View ArticleWhy you shouldn’t shit in your own backyard.
Because it can come back to bite you on the ass: CARLSBAD — A rancher in Kentucky called a nearby natural cave his “animal pit,” which he used to dump garbage and dead animals. Surveyors went deep into...
View ArticleSEB Mailbag: “You are a dumbass” edition.
It wasn’t clear at first, but this email appears to be in regards to an entry I wrote back in 2004 about dumbasses paying money to sit in a mine full of radon gas on the belief that it will help...
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